If you're going to read smut--which I condone--at least pick good
This is not.
This is bad.
Badly written, badly plotted, badly characterized, and just plain abusive. (Of both the reader and the character.)
Some books I read just so I can be an asshole about telling everyone how horrible the book they love is.
This is one of those books.
Also, upon meeting someone recently, she found out I love to read and said, "Oh my god, did you read Fifty Shades of Grey?!?
I thought it was SO GOOD! The writing was great!" And see, having read it saved me all the time of even vaguely trying to be that girl's friend.